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A Holiday Recipe from one of the Town Drunks

Postby GROVENBURGER » Dec 15, 2004 (6:48 pm)

This is a great recipe!!

Tequila Cookies

1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, (dried cranberries or raisins )
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour another 4 oz. in a measuring cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another 4 oz. just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

The Dread Pirate Datymin and crew!

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Postby KHODGES » Dec 16, 2004 (6:25 am)

Cherry Mistmas, Vlad!
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